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themaskedman:

pureorangeness:

annissedesigns:

cosplay-paradise:

I actually think this is hot, but still…
cosplayparadise.net

Yes. This is Duela Dent and she did a damn good job on this costume if you would know the character. Who’s the moron that started this nonsense post?

“trying too hard” for fucking what? who’s the goddamn COSPLAY police or the jury that grades all the cosplays? I am putting aside that whoever made this meme post fails so hard because they (I assume it’s a he, call it a hunch) don’t even know the actual character that took place in publications, but let’s say she really was a steampunk genderswap Joker with a Willy Wonka hat…

Her outfit looks marvelous, and she looks beautiful, and the crafting is amazing and masterful, colors are so well done, and I don’t think the OP would be capable of crafting themselves ANY cosplay attire that does not consist of paper towel role tubes and watercolor painted cardboard boxes. 

“Trying too hard” fuck you. You are trying too fucking hard to insult people better than you are.

So in case the creator of this Image Macro still hasn’t realized how wrong they were, this is Ame-Comi Duela Dent:

She’s fucking spot on.

(via heroine-of-heroin-filled-cakes)

miss-love:

gentlemanotter:

theybuildbuildings:

vintagegal:

Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945.

I recently learned that the water in Salem was contaminated with the fungus from which LSD is derived and a legitimate theory for the whole thing is that everyone in the town was tripping balls 

^^^^^

That is the best thing I’ve heard in a while

That makes a lottttttttttt of sense

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kaymurph:

not normally a fan of au’s but ohmygoodness look at this feferi so kawaii

(via foolishfools)

annafromcraigslist:

You always speak the truth.

(via fuckyeahhardfemme)

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

(Source: speedwalking, via wwonderful)

bananasandguavas:

quickie

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